by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 776th Most Influential: 1,199th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,959th
The Autocratic Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
For the Kaiser!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Greater Kaiserland

Population2.925 billion

LeaderKaiser Adolphus IV
FaithHorrendous Opression


The Autocratic Imperium of Greater Kaiserland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Adolphus IV with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.925 billion Kaiserlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserstadt. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Kaiserlandian economy, worth 477 trillion KaiserMarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,278 KaiserMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper sales are up, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Kaiserland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Horrendous Opression.

Greater Kaiserland is ranked 5,400th in the world and 322nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 91.7 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 776thMost Influential: 1,199thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,959thLowest Crime Rates: 3,421stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,605thHealthiest Citizens: 3,677thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,524thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,164thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,282ndBest Weather: 5,325thMost Developed: 5,400thLargest Governments: 5,529thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,971stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,263rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,342ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,625thMost Authoritarian: 6,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,199thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,411thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,436thSmartest Citizens: 9,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,049thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,795thHighest Average Incomes: 10,024thMost Cultured: 10,069thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,570thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,290th
Most Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 135th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 190th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 209th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 219th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionLargest Governments: 270th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 279th in the regionBest Weather: 295th in the regionMost Developed: 322nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 348th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 363rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 379th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 386th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 393rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 402nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 406th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 456th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 466th in the regionMost Influential: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 470th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 472nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 478th in the regionMost Cultured: 488th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 494th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 511th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 512th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 530th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 577th in the regionMost Extreme: 708th in the regionMost Secular: 858th in the region

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