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Smartest Citizens: 14thHighest Poor Incomes: 28thMost Cultured: 28th
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
For my clan
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Greater Somalia

Population35.158 billion

CapitalMogadishu
LeaderMareexaan
Faithnone

CurrencyShilling
Animallion

The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mareexaan with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 35.158 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 18,400 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 523,354 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric, and lavish state dinners in Mogadishu are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 98,717th in the world and 3,764th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,647.9 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Smartest Citizens: 14thHighest Poor Incomes: 28thMost Cultured: 28thLargest Publishing Industry: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47thMost Scientifically Advanced: 65thMost Rebellious Youth: 76thLargest Information Technology Sector: 84thSafest: 92ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 95thHighest Economic Output: 96thLeast Corrupt Governments: 97thMost Secular: 106thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154thMost Pacifist: 189thMost Efficient Economies: 202ndMost Inclusive: 222ndMost Developed: 223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 229thHighest Average Incomes: 243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 245thLargest Governments: 310thMost Stationary: 356thHealthiest Citizens: 371stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 435thMost Income Equality: 611thLowest Crime Rates: 635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 685thMost Advanced Public Education: 778thLargest Populations: 936thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,419thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,709thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,981stLargest Retail Industry: 3,242ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,893rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,846thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,659thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,376thMost Influential: 11,604thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,199thMost Politically Free: 18,165thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,957th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 83rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Politically Free: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 312th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 317th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 555th in the regionMost Influential: 603rd in the regionNudest: 698th in the regionMost Extreme: 889th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, lavish state dinners in Mogadishu are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.

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