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Smartest Citizens: 11thMost Cultured: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 26th
The United States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
For my clan
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Greater Somalia

Population36.478 billion

CapitalMogadishu
LeaderMareexaan
Faithnone

CurrencyShilling
Animallion

The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mareexaan with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.478 billion Somalis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 19,710 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 540,338 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 239,439th in the world and 8,170th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Smartest Citizens: 11thMost Cultured: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 26thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27thHighest Poor Incomes: 42ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46thLargest Information Technology Sector: 78thMost Rebellious Youth: 82ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 88thHighest Economic Output: 89thMost Secular: 91stSafest: 95thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138thLeast Corrupt Governments: 144thMost Developed: 165thMost Efficient Economies: 168thMost Pacifist: 182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 186thMost Inclusive: 193rdMost Beautiful Environments: 201stHighest Average Incomes: 222ndLargest Governments: 239thHealthiest Citizens: 260thMost Stationary: 344thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 370thLowest Crime Rates: 473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 611thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 742ndLargest Populations: 912thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,218thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,761stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,072ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,556thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,452ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,533rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,144thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,532ndMost Income Equality: 9,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,341stMost Influential: 11,958thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,517thMost Politically Free: 16,104thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,385th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 67th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 255th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 334th in the regionNudest: 372nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 414th in the regionRudest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Influential: 605th in the regionMost Extreme: 658th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, large sections of Greater Somalia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Somalis.

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