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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,832ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,859thMost Influential: 5,250th
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Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Greater Tyrolian Empire

Population558 million



The Dictatorship of Greater Tyrolian Empire is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 558 million Greater Tyrolian Empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hobbington. The average income tax rate is 48.7%.

The strong Greater Tyrolian Empirean economy, worth 37.8 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,672 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Hobbington, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Tyrolian Empire's national animal is the Seagull, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Greater Tyrolian Empire is ranked 172,368th in the world and 7,435th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.18 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,832ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,859thMost Influential: 5,250thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,930thMost Conservative: 10,017thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,781st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 437th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 553rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 685th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 912th in the region

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