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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22ndMost Primitive: 790th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Greater Chernobyl but greater
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
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Greatest Chernobyl

Population4.216 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalswan

The Republic of Greatest Chernobyl is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.216 billion Greatest Chernobylians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The powerhouse Greatest Chernobylian economy, worth 321 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,213 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, Greatest Chernobyl's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and Greatest Chernobylians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Greatest Chernobyl's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greatest Chernobyl is ranked 72,563rd in the world and 2,469th in Balder for Most Average, scoring 39.32 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22ndMost Primitive: 790thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,405thBest Weather: 6,282ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,594thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,629thHighest Crime Rates: 12,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,196th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 287th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 298th in the regionMost Influential: 413th in the regionMost Stationary: 441st in the regionLargest Black Market: 588th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greatest Chernobyl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, Greatest Chernobylians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, Greatest Chernobyl's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, a petition to improve Greatest Chernobylian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Greatest Chernobyl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, the might of the entire Greatest Chernobylian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.

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