The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by grand pimp with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.508 billion Greatest pimpsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of backhand city. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Greatest pimpsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,121 trillion smackers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,007 smackers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", government expenses are beyond compare, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and billions of smackers are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greatest pimps's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is marijuanahism.

Greatest pimps is ranked 266,929^th in the world and 279^th in The Amaranthine Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.93 law-abiding acts per hour.