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Rudest Citizens: 2,788thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,510thLargest Retail Industry: 5,522nd
The United Kingdom of
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grand pimp
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Greatest pimps

Population3.746 billion

Capitalbackhand city
Leadergrand pimp
Faithmarijuanahism

Currencysmackers
Animallion

The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by grand pimp with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.746 billion Greatest pimpsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of backhand city. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greatest pimpsian economy, worth 639 trillion smackers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,680 smackers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grand pimp's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement. Crime is totally unknown. Greatest pimps's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is marijuanahism.

Greatest pimps is ranked 217,277th in the world and 61st in Entropy for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 44.48 Whatever.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,788thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,510thLargest Retail Industry: 5,522ndFattest Citizens: 5,579thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,763rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,368thLargest Black Market: 7,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,226thHighest Average Incomes: 10,355thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,748thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,485thTop
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Most Cultured: 13,498thMost Efficient Economies: 13,791stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,861stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,008thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,039thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,738thSmartest Citizens: 19,706thLargest Governments: 19,939thHighest Drug Use: 20,006thMost Developed: 21,292ndMost Devout: 24,100th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greatest pimps voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Greatest pimps's influence in Entropy rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, Grand pimp's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Greatest pimps voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Kothica, Raxion, Spiff Co, Greistein, and Sedseria.

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