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Most Influential: 1,030thMost Inclusive: 1,052ndRudest Citizens: 1,423rd
The Condominium Association of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
The hell of capitalism is the firm itself
Comrade Josef
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Green Briar

Population7.618 billion

CapitalFarmington
LeaderComrade Josef

CurrencyMarijuana Cookie
AnimalCat

The Condominium Association of Green Briar is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Josef with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.618 billion Green Briarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farmington. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Green Briarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Marijuana Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 252,228 Marijuana Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather in Farmington is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown. Green Briar's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Green Briar is ranked 224,427th in the world and 991st in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 27.67857256348 days.

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Most Influential: 1,030thMost Inclusive: 1,052ndRudest Citizens: 1,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,527thHighest Food Quality: 1,570thMost Cultured: 1,914thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,964thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,192ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,205thNicest Citizens: 2,214thLargest Governments: 2,228thSmartest Citizens: 2,329thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,516thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,576thMost Efficient Economies: 2,623rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,729thMost Developed: 2,970thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,275thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,609thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,868thHighest Average Incomes: 5,195thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,456thMost Secular: 5,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,183rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,319thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,416thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,632ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,833rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,070thHighest Economic Output: 13,117thTop
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Nudest: 16,090thHealthiest Citizens: 16,913thLowest Crime Rates: 23,042ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,540thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,142ndSafest: 27,646thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,291stMost Pacifist: 29,458th
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionNudest: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 65th in the regionNicest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 89th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 101st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Green Briar, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Briar, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Briar, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Green Briar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Briar, the weather in Farmington is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Briar, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Briar, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Briar, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Briar, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Briar, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.

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