Population | 7.618 billion |
Capital | Farmington |
Leader | Comrade Josef |
Currency | Marijuana Cookie |
Animal | Cat |
The Condominium Association of Green Briar is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Josef with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.618 billion Green Briarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farmington. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Green Briarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Marijuana Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 252,228 Marijuana Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The weather in Farmington is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown. Green Briar's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Green Briar is ranked 224,427th in the world and 991st in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 27.67857256348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Green Briar, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Green Briar, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Green Briar, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Green Briar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Green Briar, the weather in Farmington is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
- : Following new legislation in Green Briar, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Green Briar, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Green Briar, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Green Briar, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Following new legislation in Green Briar, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.