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Most Influential: 3,605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,641stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,670th
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Greenburgland

Population4.241 billion

LeaderTimmy

Currencydollar
AnimalBald eagle

The United States of Greenburgland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Timmy with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 4.241 billion Greenburglandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greenburglandian economy, worth 544 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,414 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Timmy is not a crook, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, Timmy claims no responsibility for what Timmy's government does, and a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Greenburglandian Capitol Building. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greenburgland's national animal is the Bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Greenburgland is ranked 95,254th in the world and 687th in Europeia for Most Politically Free, scoring 61.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Influential: 3,605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,641stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,670thMost Efficient Economies: 6,848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,986thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,004thMost Developed: 9,993rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,308thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,435thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,801stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,389thLargest Governments: 11,994thMost Cultured: 11,996thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,755thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,086thSmartest Citizens: 14,961stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,916thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,327thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,133rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,429thHighest Average Incomes: 19,413thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,834th
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Most Average: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionNudest: 92nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Greenburglandian Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, Timmy claims no responsibility for what Timmy's government does.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Timmy is not a crook.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.

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