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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,893rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,659thFattest Citizens: 10,990th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Motto...
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Grenlern

Population219 million

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Republic of Grenlern is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 219 million Grenlernians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Grenlernian economy, worth 16.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,342 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,441 per year while the poor average 17,566, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, bris parties are all the rage, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Grenlern's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Grenlern is ranked 186,545th in the world and 4,604th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 16.7 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,893rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,659thFattest Citizens: 10,990thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,366thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,821stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,450thHighest Drug Use: 18,606thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,511thRudest Citizens: 23,678th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 150th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 315th in the regionFattest Citizens: 387th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 520th in the regionRudest Citizens: 566th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 575th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 590th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 620th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 699th in the regionMost Armed: 700th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 702nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 709th in the regionMost Politically Free: 774th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grenlern, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Grenlern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Grenlern, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree.
  • : Grenlern was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Grenlern, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Grenlern, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Grenlern, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Grenlern, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Grenlern, Leader's new office has a propensity to catch on fire.
  • : Grenlern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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