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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,395thMost Devout: 9,492ndLargest Mining Sector: 19,700th
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Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Greta And Malala

Population959 million

CurrencyKrona
AnimalIndus River Dolphin

The Queendom of Greta And Malala is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The democratic, devout population of 959 million Earthlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Earthling economy, worth 37.3 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,908 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million Krona payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greta And Malala's national animal is the Indus River Dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Greta And Malala is ranked 72,852nd in the world and 274th in Forest for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,520.35 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,395thMost Devout: 9,492ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 19,700thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,752nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greta And Malala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Greta And Malala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Greta And Malala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Greta And Malala, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Greta And Malala, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in Greta And Malala, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Greta And Malala, the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million Krona payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch.
  • : Following new legislation in Greta And Malala, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in Greta And Malala, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Greta And Malala, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk.

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