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Most Armed: 599th Fattest Citizens: 759th Largest Retail Industry: 920th
The Abyss of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Hey, can someone get me out of this hole?
Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Grimsby town

Population1.858 billion

LeaderGrand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III
FaithReady Steady Cook


The Abyss of Grimsby town is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.858 billion Grimsby townians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimsby townian economy, worth 408 trillion Bins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 219,729 Bins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,160,516 per year while the poor average 22,106, a ratio of 52.5 to 1.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Grimsby townians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grimsby town's national animal is the Superbug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ready Steady Cook.

Grimsby town is ranked 159,641st in the world and 6,606th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.17 Average Smiles Per Day.

Most Armed: 599thFattest Citizens: 759thLargest Retail Industry: 920thLargest Gambling Industry: 977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,012thHighest Crime Rates: 1,036thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,059thMost Avoided: 1,102ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,212thMost Secular: 1,318thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,498thRudest Citizens: 1,521stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,728thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,454thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,793rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,843rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,986thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,031stHighest Average Incomes: 4,146thLargest Mining Sector: 4,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,927thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,738thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,008thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,877thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,910thTop
Most Influential: 8,990thMost Efficient Economies: 10,238thMost Pro-Market: 10,594thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,785thHighest Drug Use: 14,170thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,615th
Most Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Secular: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 209th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 226th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 236th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 257th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 266th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 304th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 362nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 429th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 495th in the regionLargest Governments: 500th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 524th in the regionMost Influential: 539th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 555th in the region

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