by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,394th
The Technocratic Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Any dissenters will not have existed in the first place
Kruzgev Umqashi
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.284 billion

LeaderKruzgev Umqashi
FaithThe Holy Listener

CurrencyGrindoligarch Mark
AnimalWorking class

The Technocratic Dictatorship of Grindoligarch is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kruzgev Umqashi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.284 billion Grindoligarchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sluminia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Grindoligarchian economy, worth 521 trillion Grindoligarch Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,316 Grindoligarch Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 902,030 per year while the poor average 39,125, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grindoligarch's national animal is the Working class, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Holy Listener.

Grindoligarch is ranked 4,390th in the world and 90th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 228,316.55 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Secular: 1,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,394thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,625thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,667thMost Avoided: 2,699thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,702ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,702ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,920thHighest Average Incomes: 4,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,518thLargest Black Market: 4,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,694thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,418thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,486thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,496thLargest Retail Industry: 8,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,453rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,969thMost Developed: 11,577thMost Authoritarian: 11,746thLowest Crime Rates: 12,881stSmartest Citizens: 14,734thMost Conservative: 17,292ndLargest Governments: 19,281stMost Influential: 20,255th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 176th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 245th in the regionMost Developed: 320th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 356th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 366th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 379th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 478th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 483rd in the regionLargest Governments: 517th in the regionMost Armed: 545th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 549th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 600th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 724th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 739th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 816th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 830th in the region

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