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Most Secular: 1,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,335th
The Technocratic Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Any dissenters will not have existed in the first place
Kruzgev Umqashi
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Grindoligarch

Population2.723 billion

CapitalSluminia
LeaderKruzgev Umqashi
FaithThe Holy Listener

CurrencyGrindoligarch Mark
AnimalWorking class

The Technocratic Dictatorship of Grindoligarch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kruzgev Umqashi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.723 billion Grindoligarchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sluminia. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Grindoligarchian economy, worth 634 trillion Grindoligarch Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,178 Grindoligarch Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, Kruzgev Umqashi is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grindoligarch's national animal is the Working class, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Holy Listener.

Grindoligarch is ranked 8,598th in the world and 262nd in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 109,435.46 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 1,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,201stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,842ndMost Avoided: 3,214thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,640thLargest Mining Sector: 3,904thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,945thLargest Black Market: 3,972ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,818thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,299thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,439thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,692ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,598thLargest Retail Industry: 8,600thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,594thMost Developed: 9,748thMost Influential: 9,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,396thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,031stSmartest Citizens: 14,171stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,244thLargest Governments: 17,836thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,350thMost Conservative: 19,594thMost Efficient Economies: 21,069th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionMost Avoided: 52nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 105th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 135th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 206th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 255th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost Developed: 279th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 299th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 342nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 368th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 397th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 471st in the regionLargest Governments: 490th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 493rd in the regionMost Influential: 556th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 589th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 609th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 804th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 824th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 876th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 889th in the region

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