Population | 16.829 billion |
Capital | Geegee |
Leader | Magnificent Supreme Grobbler |
Faith | Gobbledegookism |
Currency | Platinum |
Animal | Black Bear |
The Grand Gulag of Grinning Gobbler is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Magnificent Supreme Grobbler with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.829 billion Grinning Gobblerians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geegee. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Grinning Gobblerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,251 trillion Platinums a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,191 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs', antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and the fattest folk in Grinning Gobbler look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grinning Gobbler's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gobbledegookism.
Grinning Gobbler is ranked 22,130th in the world and 551st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.02 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Grinning Gobbler, the fattest folk in Grinning Gobbler look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in Grinning Gobbler, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in Grinning Gobbler, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'.
- : Following new legislation in Grinning Gobbler, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Grinning Gobbler, third world countries are rich in "I Love Geegee" t-shirts.
- : Grinning Gobbler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Grinning Gobbler, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Grinning Gobbler, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.
- : Following new legislation in Grinning Gobbler, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Grinning Gobbler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.