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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 311thLargest Publishing Industry: 505thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 507th
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Population35.367 billion

CapitalFederal District
LeaderHer Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III

Currencygold schnauzermark
Animalwild schnauzer

The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.367 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 8,725 trillion gold schnauzermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,716 gold schnauzermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, graffiti graces every city's streets, every week is blindness awareness week, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 24,545th in the world and 20th in International Democratic Union for Most Politically Free, scoring 81.62 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 311thLargest Publishing Industry: 505thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 507thMost Cheerful Citizens: 591stHighest Economic Output: 646thSmartest Citizens: 822ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,016thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,059thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,060thLargest Populations: 1,073rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,156thMost Influential: 1,183rdMost Cultured: 1,291stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,814thNicest Citizens: 1,823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,942ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,180thTop
Most Developed: 2,635thHighest Crime Rates: 2,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,725thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,838thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,917thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,127thHighest Average Incomes: 3,654thMost Inclusive: 6,261stHealthiest Citizens: 6,283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,073rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,294thMost Stationary: 9,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,533rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,542ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,279thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,540thMost Efficient Economies: 16,424thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,668thLargest Retail Industry: 19,084thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,262ndMost Secular: 21,414thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,608th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the region

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