The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.937 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 8,384 trillion gold schnauzermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,567 gold schnauzermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, graffiti graces every city's streets, every week is blindness awareness week, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 45,842^nd in the world and 38^th in International Democratic Union for Largest Black Market, with 1.46 trillion Standard Monetary Units.