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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 284thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 487thLargest Publishing Industry: 513th
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Population34.093 billion

CapitalFederal District
LeaderHer Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III

Currencygold schnauzermark
Animalwild schnauzer

The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.093 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 8,652 trillion gold schnauzermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,777 gold schnauzermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, graffiti graces every city's streets, every week is blindness awareness week, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 20,069th in the world and 11th in International Democratic Union for Most Politically Free, scoring 81.62 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 284thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 487thLargest Publishing Industry: 513thMost Cheerful Citizens: 585thHighest Economic Output: 592ndSmartest Citizens: 786thLeast Corrupt Governments: 993rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,009thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,074thLargest Populations: 1,099thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,104thMost Influential: 1,284thMost Cultured: 1,285thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,613thNicest Citizens: 1,675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,705thLargest Mining Sector: 1,897thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,446thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,517thMost Developed: 2,540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,553rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,573rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,657thHighest Average Incomes: 3,252ndMost Inclusive: 5,737thHealthiest Citizens: 6,115thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,059thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,484thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,808thMost Stationary: 10,042ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,781stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,302ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,599thMost Efficient Economies: 15,435thLargest Retail Industry: 16,113thMost Politically Free: 20,069th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the region

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