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Highest Poor Incomes: 150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 309th
The Galactic Socialist Imperium of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population5.987 billion

CapitalSi Gn
LeaderPremier of the GSI
FaithNeo Marxism-Leninism

CurrencyGrossvietnam Dong
AnimalThree-headed Oriental Dragon

The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier of the GSI with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.987 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Si Gn. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 2,872 trillion Grossvietnam Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 479,711 Grossvietnam Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo Marxism-Leninism.

Grossvietnam is ranked 4,190th in the world and 143rd in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 98.43 Atheism Rate.

Highest Poor Incomes: 150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 318thHighest Average Incomes: 365thLargest Agricultural Sector: 514thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 618thMost Scientifically Advanced: 641stLargest Black Market: 688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 758thMost Armed: 872ndMost Subsidized Industry: 992ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,043rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,332ndLargest Governments: 1,432ndMost Influential: 1,545thSmartest Citizens: 1,761stMost Developed: 1,799thRudest Citizens: 2,124thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,469thLargest Retail Industry: 2,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,782ndMost Inclusive: 2,915thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,253rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,535thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,551stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,165thMost Secular: 4,190thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,550thHighest Economic Output: 4,611thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,292ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,654thMost Cultured: 7,362ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,783rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,474thMost Stationary: 18,264thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,902ndHighest Drug Use: 21,270th
Highest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionMost Inclusive: 101st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Secular: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 179th in the regionMost Cultured: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 208th in the regionMost Stationary: 270th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 293rd in the regionLargest Populations: 374th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 423rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 628th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 664th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 745th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Grossvietnam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Grossvietnam voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Grossvietnam lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 160 » The Death Syndicate, Osterreich und Ungarn, Pakitsk, Kampf Empire, New Terabithia, Libertanny, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Wiranath, Talitoa, Headpat Central, United China Nation, The Underwood Industrial Empire, British Calradia, BearStackof2015, H-Zhena, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Dreamersistan, The Solar Ottomans, Axdel, Brotherland, Imperial Akatsuki, Kangarawa, A Slanted Black Stripe, VW53Aland, Lyontisia, Amjedia, Liberstankonia, Rhealaliit, Republic of Berzerkistan, Wanabe, Bai Lung, Drunken Seal Islands, CopyCato, ReeK, Elejamie, Freedom Fascists, Lanagon, Kelsyth, Kaigi, Unger under over, The Empire of Rijelv, Galve, Squid Ruinosa, Hizuru, Dark Edgyness, Wizardonia, Roliganistan, Bakaworld, Chubaka, Propwash, and 110 others.Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Adolanta, Neruch, Adavan, Kucia, Pekweng, New Leganes, Endertopias, Mundiferrum, Dragonia, Kriov, Broengtopia, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Tshana, Socialist Holy American Empire, Akorial, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Matdor, The Green Blade, Joundia, Impia Aghte, Aeljae, Under Sea Desert, Sansangra, Kublam, Enlil, Slys Paws, Federated States of Zootron, Abtracnt, Zang0, Ridann, Lantros, Urimel, La xinga, Bytes, Firenation91, Dragons Blood, Servants of Gizmo, Davinhia, East Malaysia, Trimmania, Marrabuk, The Militarius Imperium, Goodnamesarerare, Tawuse, Am Echad, Martonica, Plazland, Taurora, Kilkire, Kalaratri, Evrigenis, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, Interdimensional Waifus, Under Upper Antartica, God in the world, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Barfleur, Warren democracy, Calbee, FreedomIand, Ripsylvania, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Rohanland, Lingu, The Eternal Land of Jong, Belora Gyles, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, Alderaciea, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Distro-Spartica, Grindoligarch, EnderShnovia, Quinto Piano, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Arcady-Asclepia, Chriona, Survivoristan, Cellar Doors, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Ephem, Modra, Layngderfleethe, Kosmanza, Yelkinam, Oofery, ArenaC, Chalan, ParaSymmetry, Debluu, Monix, Amabilis, Azakhuland, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Oerkar, Neptunian Military Administration, Sunsistan, Kavanos, Neue Leipzig, and BuciLand.

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