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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Guer Aike

Population5.285 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.285 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,920 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 552,657 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 1,408th in the world and 93rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.1 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 59thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 91stMost Subsidized Industry: 96thLargest Information Technology Sector: 161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 180thMost Influential: 208thHighest Average Incomes: 208thMost Corrupt Governments: 254thMost Efficient Economies: 325thMost Scientifically Advanced: 363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 420thMost Armed: 481stLargest Governments: 571stHighest Poor Incomes: 571stLargest Black Market: 572ndLowest Crime Rates: 730thHighest Average Tax Rates: 871stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,005thSmartest Citizens: 1,088thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,286thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,400thMost Developed: 1,408thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,439thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,721stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,762ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,842ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,957thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,097thRudest Citizens: 4,481stMost Cultured: 4,740thMost Devout: 4,891stHighest Economic Output: 5,049thNudest: 5,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,030thHealthiest Citizens: 6,203rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,032ndMost Conservative: 9,044thLargest Mining Sector: 9,331stMost Authoritarian: 9,868thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,373rdLargest Gambling Industry: 21,059thMost Stationary: 21,528th
Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 93rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 187th in the regionMost Devout: 208th in the regionNudest: 209th in the regionRudest Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Cultured: 244th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 255th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 342nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 376th in the regionMost Conservative: 435th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Stationary: 606th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 707th in the regionMost Extreme: 866th in the region

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