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Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Guer Aike

Population3.714 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.714 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 479,165 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Guer Aike has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Guer Aikeans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 206,058th in the world and 9,066th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.39 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 122ndMost Influential: 185thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 217thMost Subsidized Industry: 257thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 312thHighest Average Incomes: 363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 460thMost Corrupt Governments: 477thHighest Poor Incomes: 538thMost Armed: 656thMost Efficient Economies: 693rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 741stLargest Black Market: 837thLargest Governments: 1,099thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,478thLowest Crime Rates: 1,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,744thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,875thMost Developed: 1,991stTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,082ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,127thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,333rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,670thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,711thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,815thRudest Citizens: 5,826thNudest: 5,838thLargest Mining Sector: 6,346thMost Cultured: 6,713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,915thHighest Economic Output: 8,647thMost Conservative: 8,933rdMost Authoritarian: 9,143rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,863rdTop
Most Devout: 12,284thHealthiest Citizens: 19,335th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 97th in the regionMost Developed: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 213th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 220th in the regionNudest: 245th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 267th in the regionRudest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Cultured: 342nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 401st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 417th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 465th in the regionMost Conservative: 488th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 500th in the regionMost Devout: 505th in the regionMost Stationary: 780th in the regionMost Extreme: 911th in the region

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