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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105th Most Influential: 393rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,016th
The Holy Oppressed People of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Friendship ends here
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Guer Aike

Population985 million

CapitalR'lyh
LeaderCthulhu the Merciful

CurrencySoul
AnimalGhost of Shoggoth

The Holy Oppressed People of Guer Aike is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu the Merciful with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 985 million Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyh. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth 207 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,644 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Polygamy is legal, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the latest political memes depict Cthulhu the Merciful as an overly-choreographed robot, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Ghost of Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guer Aike is ranked 169,042nd in the world and 9,164th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 21.58 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105thMost Influential: 393rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,016thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,624thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,853rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,872ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,476thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,034thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,386thMost Conservative: 3,581stNudest: 4,369thLargest Black Market: 4,717thHighest Average Incomes: 4,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,177thMost Authoritarian: 7,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,048thTop
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Largest Governments: 10,393rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,994thLowest Crime Rates: 12,049thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,021stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,223rdMost Developed: 13,408thSmartest Citizens: 14,019thMost Secular: 14,336thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,552ndMost Extreme: 16,558thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,015th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 77th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 144th in the regionNudest: 166th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 197th in the regionMost Conservative: 210th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 294th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 324th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 413th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 416th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 426th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 503rd in the regionLargest Governments: 512th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 596th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 609th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 693rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 694th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 709th in the regionMost Secular: 740th in the regionMost Armed: 767th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 769th in the regionMost Developed: 777th in the regionMost Extreme: 797th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 866th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 902nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, the latest political memes depict Cthulhu the Merciful as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Guer Aike was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, the children of Guer Aike are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 468 » Californian Redwood, Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Corfad, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Wilkshire, PlanetPunk, Spartoptia, Kwaj, Sunto, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Bayern-Straubing, THX1138, Uganda Knuckles UK, Humptalumpta, Selfgradatude, Koda-Land, Universal State Formula, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, Dar es Saalam, Sinelona, New Bremerton, The United States of Romania, Snoodum, Sanjurika, Vincone Cae, Wineclaw, Ethnon, New Lakemba, North Bratislava, Adkins Station, Agharya, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Antiyard, Algrund, Amauri, Alice Gardens, Newpromisedland, United Draconia, We Are Number One, Arzenoa, and 418 others.Babacar, Aroa, Kasazzastan, Amerian States, Ara Antrizuls, Arimbia, Avemterra, British Bayonet, Breduria, Azzarel, Beagles Reborn, Birting, Ausnakulia, Blackphir, BrightFutures, Sakaryata, Former English Colony, Bonjoura, Beladev, Amestris-Britannia, The 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