by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,675thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,057th
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Surgite et Pugnate!
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Population16.054 billion

LeaderKing Marcus

AnimalGuinea Pig

The Monarchy of Guslantis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Marcus with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 16.054 billion Guslants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pigletville. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guslant economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion Guslates a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,361 Guslates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, fruit pickers with degrees in Guinea Pig psychology are a common sight, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guslantis's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Messianism.

Guslantis is ranked 172,907th in the world and 9,185th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -21.35 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 105thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,675thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,896thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,136thMost Devout: 4,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,444thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,450thBest Weather: 5,485thMost Pacifist: 5,920thLowest Crime Rates: 6,324thNicest Citizens: 6,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,746thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,931stSafest: 8,533rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,961stLargest Populations: 9,610thHealthiest Citizens: 10,938thHighest Economic Output: 10,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,486thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,760thLargest Governments: 13,887thSmartest Citizens: 16,397thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,592ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,268th
Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 190th in the regionMost Devout: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 207th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 237th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 298th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 314th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 319th in the regionMost Pacifist: 330th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 350th in the regionNicest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 366th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 367th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 386th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 439th in the regionSafest: 451st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 501st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 560th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 587th in the regionLargest Governments: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 748th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 795th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 839th in the region

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