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Most Devout: 298thLowest Crime Rates: 418thHighest Poor Incomes: 423rd
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.514 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.514 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,822 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 6,332nd in the world and 366th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,028.65 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Devout: 298thLowest Crime Rates: 418thHighest Poor Incomes: 423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 431stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 471stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 550thLargest Governments: 641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 650thMost Developed: 658thMost Corrupt Governments: 672ndLongest Average Lifespans: 742ndMost Influential: 751stHighest Average Tax Rates: 786thHealthiest Citizens: 839thHighest Average Incomes: 1,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,610thMost Efficient Economies: 2,133rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,968thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,095thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,209thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,111thLargest Black Market: 4,465thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,796thBest Weather: 5,239thHighest Economic Output: 5,302ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,332ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,474thMost Authoritarian: 9,876thLargest Mining Sector: 10,951stMost Cultured: 12,103rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,386thMost Stationary: 13,153rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,395thMost Income Equality: 15,566thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,830thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,501st
Highest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 144th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241st in the regionMost Influential: 277th in the regionMost Stationary: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 292nd in the regionBest Weather: 315th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 327th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 339th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 348th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 366th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 413th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 414th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 478th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 557th in the regionMost Cultured: 617th in the regionMost Income Equality: 723rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 726th in the regionLargest Populations: 763rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 831st in the regionMost Extreme: 855th in the region

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