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Most Devout: 295thLowest Crime Rates: 389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.824 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.824 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,273 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Guyomartandian Liberator", the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 874th in the world and 51st in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 95.49 Years.

Most Devout: 295thLowest Crime Rates: 389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 560thLargest Governments: 612thMost Corrupt Governments: 669thMost Influential: 734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 738thMost Developed: 747thHighest Average Tax Rates: 797thLongest Average Lifespans: 874thHealthiest Citizens: 929thHighest Poor Incomes: 975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,558thHighest Average Incomes: 1,782ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,937thTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,035thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,520thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,748thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,906thMost Authoritarian: 5,023rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,956thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,463rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,648thHighest Economic Output: 6,865thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,263rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,423rdMost Conservative: 7,644thBest Weather: 7,809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,829thLargest Black Market: 9,373rdMost Cultured: 9,419thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,498thLargest Mining Sector: 10,045thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,922ndMost Stationary: 14,492ndMost Extreme: 15,795thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,399th
Most Devout: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 194th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 299th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 325th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 325th in the regionMost Stationary: 334th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 340th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 345th in the regionLargest Black Market: 349th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 357th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 375th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 381st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 398th in the regionBest Weather: 423rd in the regionMost Extreme: 427th in the regionMost Cultured: 470th in the regionMost Conservative: 500th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 567th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 600th in the regionLargest Populations: 742nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 896th in the region

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