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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 341st Most Devout: 449th Most Influential: 608th
The Friendly NationStates of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.379 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.379 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,851 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Imperialis" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 171,038th in the world and 9,237th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 4.01 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 341stMost Devout: 449thMost Influential: 608thLowest Crime Rates: 633rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 664thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 671stHighest Poor Incomes: 685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 717thLargest Governments: 928thMost Corrupt Governments: 971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,088thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,195thHealthiest Citizens: 1,405thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,270thMost Developed: 2,491stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,029thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,132ndSmartest Citizens: 4,474thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,840thMost Authoritarian: 4,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,863rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,962ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,723rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,267thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,646thBest Weather: 9,341stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,147thMost Conservative: 10,443rdMost Extreme: 10,677thMost Cultured: 10,997thLargest Mining Sector: 11,403rdHighest Economic Output: 11,640thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,276thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,943rd
Most Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 137th in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 227th in the regionMost Influential: 231st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 245th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 267th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 280th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 334th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 342nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 344th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 445th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 475th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 476th in the regionMost Stationary: 508th in the regionBest Weather: 522nd in the regionMost Cultured: 532nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 543rd in the regionMost Conservative: 619th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 804th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 865th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 892nd in the region

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