by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,287thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,787th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Haaparanta on suomalainen
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Haaparanta

Population420 million

CurrencyFinnish krona
AnimalNeekeri

The Dictatorship of Haaparanta is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 420 million Haaparantalaisets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.0%.

The strong Haaparantan economy, worth 26.3 trillion Finnish kronor a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,663 Finnish kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haaparanta's national animal is the Neekeri, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haaparanta is ranked 8,287th in the world and 35th in Forest for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,758.67 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,287thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,787th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the region

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