by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 632ndMost Influential: 1,009thLowest Crime Rates: 2,226th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen
Sparax Epolonius Jr
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.387 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.387 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,499 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Habanan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 205,306th in the world and 9,033rd in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.45 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 632ndMost Influential: 1,009thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,226thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,082ndMost Armed: 3,085thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,930thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,247thLargest Governments: 4,549thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,710thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,703rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,209thMost Efficient Economies: 7,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,289thHighest Average Incomes: 8,780thSmartest Citizens: 8,857thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,142ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,294thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,905thMost Authoritarian: 11,690thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,003rdMost Cultured: 13,701stHighest Economic Output: 14,906thMost Stationary: 15,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,467thMost Developed: 18,105th
Most Armed: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 202nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionLargest Governments: 230th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionMost Stationary: 367th in the regionMost Influential: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 418th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 418th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 427th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 439th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 441st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 447th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 449th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 482nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 502nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 510th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 523rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 552nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 634th in the regionMost Cultured: 674th in the regionLargest Populations: 816th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 897th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 909th in the region

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