by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 590th Most Influential: 893rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,617th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen
Sparax Epolonius Jr
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.693 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.693 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 625 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 169,345 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Kazumri to enjoy their national art, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 163,654th in the world and 8,954th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 590thMost Influential: 893rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,617thLowest Crime Rates: 2,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,032ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,014thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,019thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,327thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,835thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,876thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,309thLargest Governments: 5,409thMost Devout: 5,672ndMost Authoritarian: 6,356thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,485thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,919thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,074thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,970thSmartest Citizens: 10,982ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,779thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,988thMost Income Equality: 13,583rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,852ndMost Extreme: 14,288thMost Cultured: 15,192ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,564th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 151st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 155th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 174th in the regionMost Devout: 242nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 252nd in the regionLargest Governments: 256th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 266th in the regionMost Influential: 361st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 379th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 413th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 439th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 446th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 513th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 540th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 576th in the regionMost Stationary: 597th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 614th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 618th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 621st in the regionMost Extreme: 676th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 730th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 741st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 767th in the regionMost Cultured: 773rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 781st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 206 » Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Shadowrik, Kelvaros Prime, Holy Oranz, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Puczovska, Pallaith, Acrabinnia, Sunto, Siwale, TerranulliuZ, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Cloydicia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, American MapleStory, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, General COE, Xentherida, Kwaj, Beodarasc, Corfad, Wodan, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, The The Bierands, Unimaginable Doom, The Syca, SillyString, Ice and Tinian, Eglise Sainte Eve, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ozstan, Frances Francis the First of France, Atain, Shibutani, Guslantis, Yukti, and 156 others.THX1138, Californian Redwood, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, Q w e r t y, Racoda, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Sanjurika, Suicidistan, Kulgatha, New Trisone, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Hyperbanus, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Misuvelia, German Holy Roman Empire, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Wilkshire, Rosewood-, The Austro Germanic Union, The Rhein States, Ostrolia, The Most Freedom Ever, Arstungry, Snoodum, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Malta Comino Gozo, The Serdey Islands, Islamic Cali, Valhalla123, Spartoptia, Ostrinios, AGoodPlace, Erwo Stal, Niradans, Castle Federation, National Goats, Newpromisedland, Amauri, Alice Gardens, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Minuda, Waupun Island, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Sakaryata, Dreadton, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, Ka Ching, Australiland, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, Lunallian, Black Templares, Warsaw-Halicz, Kalimora Aire, Zumlandia, The Pantheons, The Windmilluminati, The South Falls, Unsophisticate, New Eleria, Steraz, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, INTEGRAL, Alunya, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, Joodey, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Panama Coalition, Torakuen, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Kirostan, Novare Res, Saturns Edge, Norostilors, Orven, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Haor Chall, Noiah, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Durgron, Astronomical, Lost Staria, Ejhsa, Seidr Wyrd, Rkainjel, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Afrille, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, Vikingiarchy, British Pacific Islands, Kingdom of Destsky, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Loli County, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Helia Geopes, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Antityranicals, and The Black Cathedral.

View Forum posts