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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,068thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,809thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,419th
The Grand Duchy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
We Will Endure
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Haceyou

Population4.392 billion

Currencybaht
Animalunicorn

The Grand Duchy of Haceyou is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.392 billion Haceyouans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Haceyouan economy, worth 410 trillion baht a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,554 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Haceyou will pay them to stop, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haceyou's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haceyou is ranked 45,944th in the world and 2,125th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 626.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,068thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,809thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,419thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,259thBest Weather: 15,727thMost Cultured: 16,464thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,202ndSmartest Citizens: 18,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,408thLowest Crime Rates: 20,849thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,249thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,654th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 534th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 537th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 703rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 785th in the regionBest Weather: 815th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 822nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haceyou was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Haceyou, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Haceyou was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Haceyou, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Haceyou will pay them to stop.
  • : Haceyou's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Haceyou, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training.
  • : Haceyou's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Haceyou's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Haceyou's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Haceyou, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.

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