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Largest Agricultural Sector: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 52ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 99th
The Republic of
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Duty, Power, Victory
Influence
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Economy
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Haha458

Population17.677 billion

CapitalHaha458 City
LeaderLeader

CurrencyZenny
AnimalPegasus

The Republic of Haha458 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 17.677 billion Haha458ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haha458 City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Haha458ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,099 trillion Zennies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,481 Zennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haha458's national animal is the Pegasus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haha458 is ranked 711th in the world and 19th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 358.82 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 52ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 99thHealthiest Citizens: 227thMost Developed: 301stLongest Average Lifespans: 343rdBest Weather: 393rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 439thMost Cultured: 609thLargest Publishing Industry: 654thRudest Citizens: 711thHighest Disposable Incomes: 724thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 852ndMost Beautiful Environments: 899thMost Armed: 1,253rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,407thSmartest Citizens: 1,440thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,784thHighest Economic Output: 1,789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,824thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,827thMost Stationary: 1,940thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,459thMost Secular: 3,162ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,587thLowest Crime Rates: 6,320thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,806thLargest Populations: 8,819thMost Inclusive: 8,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,951stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,575thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,276thMost Influential: 11,655thLargest Black Market: 15,707thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,905thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,899th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 284th in the regionLargest Governments: 284th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 302nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 380th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 524th in the regionMost Influential: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 651st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 712th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 889th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.

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