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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 328thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 374thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 480th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
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Influence
Sprat
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Hakketomat

Population11.668 billion

CapitalPalais d'Entreprise
LeaderJasan

CurrencyHug
AnimalKoala

The Kingdom of Hakketomat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jasan with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.668 billion Hakketomatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Entreprise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hakketomatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,101 trillion Hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 265,842 Hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,437,697 per year while the poor average 3,067, a ratio of 794 to 1.

AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable", the latest political memes depict Jasan as an overly-choreographed robot, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe". Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hakketomat's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hakketomat is ranked 2,033rd in the world and 19th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,541.96 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 328thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 374thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 480thRudest Citizens: 508thLargest Retail Industry: 588thMost Armed: 713thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 813thHighest Disposable Incomes: 902ndLargest Gambling Industry: 964thMost Efficient Economies: 969thHighest Crime Rates: 995thFattest Citizens: 1,269thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,356thMost Pro-Market: 1,441stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,466thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,732ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,033rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,059thTop
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Most Secular: 2,207thMost Avoided: 2,522ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,778thHighest Average Incomes: 2,847thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,953rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,400thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,680thHighest Economic Output: 3,903rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,328thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,451stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,689thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,771stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,162ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,171stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,194thSmartest Citizens: 6,164thMost Stationary: 7,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,899thMost Influential: 9,084thLargest Mining Sector: 10,146thTop
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Most Cultured: 12,025thHighest Drug Use: 15,483rdLargest Black Market: 16,197th
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68th in the regionMost Stationary: 69th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 115th in the regionLargest Populations: 148th in the regionMost Cultured: 198th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, the latest political memes depict Jasan as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable".
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.

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