The Confederacy of Halbhalbha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anne R Kist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.643 billion Halbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halbhalbha City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Halbhalbhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion halbs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 323,946 halbs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,750,564 per year while the poor average 31,051, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, there's no such thing as bad publicity, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care, and Anne R Kist's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Halbhalbha's national animal is the robot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Halbhalbha is ranked 240,618^th in the world and 5,886^th in the Pacific for Most Secular, with 3.14 Atheism Rate.