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Rudest Citizens: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32ndHighest Crime Rates: 32nd
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Halbhalbha

Population8.643 billion

CapitalHalbhalbha City
LeaderAnne R Kist

Currencyhalb
Animalrobot

The Confederacy of Halbhalbha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anne R Kist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.643 billion Halbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halbhalbha City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Halbhalbhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion halbs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 323,946 halbs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,750,564 per year while the poor average 31,051, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, there's no such thing as bad publicity, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care, and Anne R Kist's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Halbhalbha's national animal is the robot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Halbhalbha is ranked 240,618th in the world and 5,886th in the Pacific for Most Secular, with 3.14 Atheism Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32ndHighest Crime Rates: 32ndLargest Retail Industry: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40thMost Armed: 49thLargest Gambling Industry: 74thFattest Citizens: 79thMost Avoided: 131stMost Rebellious Youth: 142ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 169thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 255thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 276thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 277thHighest Disposable Incomes: 533rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 600thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 688thLargest Mining Sector: 827thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,481stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,518thHighest Average Incomes: 1,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,694thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,301stMost Devout: 3,387thHighest Economic Output: 5,328thMost Efficient Economies: 6,248thNudest: 6,889thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,982ndTop
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Most Stationary: 13,021stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,614thMost Influential: 15,419thHighest Drug Use: 17,185thMost Pro-Market: 18,437thLargest Black Market: 18,454thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,727th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 71st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 75th in the regionMost Devout: 77th in the regionNudest: 98th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 179th in the regionMost Stationary: 185th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 261st in the regionLargest Black Market: 262nd in the regionLargest Populations: 287th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 316th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 466th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 527th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, Anne R Kist's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, the single fish caught by Halbhalbhan fishers last year is cited as evidence of Halbhalbha's thriving fisheries.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, Anne R Kist has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, orange trees find it's not easy being green.

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