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Most Cultured: 3rdMost Inclusive: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 16th
The Classy Realm of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Sioux is a girl's name.
Warren Douglas
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Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
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Widely Abused

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Half-Milers

Population28.488 billion

CapitalAlexandria
LeaderWarren Douglas

CurrencyEleanor
AnimalArchie

The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Warren Douglas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.488 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Half-Milersian economy, worth an astonishing 12,581 trillion Eleanors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 441,634 Eleanors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, hospitals in Half-Milers are too busy serving the needs of Wysteria to see Half-Milersians, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Archie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Half-Milers is ranked 1,571st in the world and 25th in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,976 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 3rdMost Inclusive: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 16thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18thSmartest Citizens: 22ndMost Advanced Public Education: 35thLargest Welfare Programs: 40thLargest Publishing Industry: 40thMost Pacifist: 40thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46thMost Rebellious Youth: 56thMost Cheerful Citizens: 56thHighest Average Tax Rates: 67thLargest Governments: 79thNicest Citizens: 84thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85thLeast Corrupt Governments: 99thMost Compassionate Citizens: 116thMost Developed: 253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 261stBest Weather: 267thLongest Average Lifespans: 280thHighest Economic Output: 280thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 292ndHealthiest Citizens: 398thHighest Average Incomes: 535thRudest Citizens: 603rdLowest Crime Rates: 802ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 819thMost Efficient Economies: 1,045thMost Influential: 1,158thHighest Drug Use: 1,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,485thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,558thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,571stTop
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Largest Populations: 2,968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,860thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,040thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,121stMost Stationary: 6,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,648thNudest: 9,723rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,828thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,958thMost Politically Free: 15,484th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, hospitals in Half-Milers are too busy serving the needs of Wysteria to see Half-Milersians.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Alexandria to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, government officials across Half-Milers are being "encouraged" to adopt Archies to set an example for the populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.

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