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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 679th Most Influential: 1,652nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,345th
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Ham Federation

Population1.045 billion

LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.045 billion Hammerists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hindstle. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ham Federationian economy, worth 125 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,937 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline has just been declared ruler of Ham Federation in an international press conference, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ham Federation is ranked 40,927th in the world and 2,127th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,925.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 679thTop
Most Influential: 1,652ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,345thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,309thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,068th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 240th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 490th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 507th in the regionMost Influential: 662nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 704th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 191 » Ethnon, Empy, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Cloydicia, Yaorozu, Govornia, Kuveria, Omnistria, Minuda, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Waupun Island, The Austro Germanic Union, Corfad, The Rhein States, Sinelona, Renzic, Rwekazaland, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Diodone, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, Federation Terra Australis, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Joodey, Longsword01, Spartoptia, Ninjak30, New Eleria, Napnomadia, Lunallian, Outer Egorniand, Kasazzastan, Bearical, East Supple Lund, Bayern-Straubing, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, General COE, Steraz, SillyString, United States of Americanas, Sundred, United Draconia, Dreadton, Kulgatha, and 141 others.Shadowrik, Black Templares, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Vincone Cae, Holy Oranz, The Windmilluminati, New Pruessen, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Pasargad, Pans Desta, Selfgradatude, Antiyard, Kalimora Aire, Boltang, Buckerino, Uganda Knuckles UK, Wilkshire, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Amauri, The Pantheons, Kobagia, Hesterin, Potatolandium, National Goats, New Bremerton, The United States of Romania, COCONUT-CITY, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Panama Coalition, New Trisone, Ozstan, Sunto, Sheldanada, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ka Ching, Atain, Ieprus, Suicidistan, Sil Dorsett, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, The Empire of Bangladesh, Union of Austria-Hungary, Partax, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Cinnibar, Asgardira, Niradans, The Iron Lions, Ostrinios, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Egalico, Ofemerica, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Warsaw-Halicz, Maott, Divine Eulogy, Jasminlandia, Russlandian States, Bananaaaaa, Guslantis, Fayyayid, Axstahl, Acrabinnia, SchoolHouse Rock, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Norostilors, VarDrade, Misuvelia, Orven, Peldorn, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Haor Chall, Yugobatania, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Rydeum, Ejhsa, Valhalla123, Rkainjel, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Liberum Mundi, Lomjia, Aratani, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Babacar, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, Vikingiarchy, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Vernest Quill, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Helia Geopes, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Antityranicals, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, Elder Realms, Eriadni, Miruma, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Felhaven, Makersaulache, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Zumlandia, and Xzavia-Hjar.

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