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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 846thMost Influential: 1,255thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,795th
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
B-Baka!!
Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Ham Federation

Population5.063 billion

CapitalMetrololi
LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
FaithLolism

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.063 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 542 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,054 Doll Hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 207,192nd in the world and 8,222nd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,795thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,102ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,611thMost Developed: 14,299thBest Weather: 14,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,716thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,017thLowest Crime Rates: 16,087thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,365thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,740thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,565thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,640thMost Efficient Economies: 19,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 20,938thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,993rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,236thMost Stationary: 22,414thLargest Governments: 23,348th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 479th in the regionMost Influential: 504th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 548th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 586th in the regionMost Stationary: 641st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 799th in the regionMost Developed: 805th in the regionBest Weather: 839th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 846th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 846th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 888th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 892nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 892nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 941st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 216 » Ethnon, Empy, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Cloydicia, Yaorozu, Omnistria, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, The Austro Germanic Union, Corfad, The Rhein States, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Diodone, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Joodey, Ninjak30, Napnomadia, Bearical, East Supple Lund, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, United States of Americanas, Sundred, Dreadton, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Vincone Cae, Holy Oranz, The Windmilluminati, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Pasargad, Selfgradatude, Antiyard, Buckerino, Wilkshire, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, Potatolandium, Universal State Formula, Moubarakistan, Panama Coalition, New Trisone, and 166 others.Sunto, The Sinclarian Provinces, Sil Dorsett, Partax, Cinnibar, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Maott, Acrabinnia, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, Dicko, Orado, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Yukti, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Tachycardia, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, The Endless Eventide, Newpromisedland, Crader, Yokciq Empire, SORT, Varola, New Lakemba, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, FROST33, Sikol, Zzozona, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Prydania, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Brucklania, Highton Islands, Xyrron, Madjack, Kragsgale, Xipher, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, DIMAnism, Pytong, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Ozstan, PEG, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Sevinland, Singamadri, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Seijitsu, Animu Place, Yellops, Strongwill, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Colfes, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Katuda, Star Kingdom, Vesteysia, Ellbonnia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Wisconsota, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Dangine, Lol2639, Kromi, Siforpeo, Super Girl, BTProductions, Nationeer, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Centrialand, Sopernia, Ariele, Venicea, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, and Lionia.

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