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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 776thMost Influential: 1,149thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,373rd
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
B-Baka!!
Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Ham Federation

Population3.589 billion

CapitalMetrololi
LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
FaithLolism

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.589 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 425 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,445 Doll Hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air Ham Federation flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 191,520th in the world and 8,416th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.89 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,373rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,973rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,327thTop
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Most Developed: 13,826thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,186thLowest Crime Rates: 16,518thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,597thMost Efficient Economies: 18,384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,536th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 456th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 485th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 538th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 727th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 736th in the regionMost Developed: 748th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 775th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 786th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 795th in the regionMost Stationary: 810th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 827th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 881st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 910th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 211 » Ethnon, Empy, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Cloydicia, Yaorozu, Govornia, Omnistria, Minuda, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, The Austro Germanic Union, Corfad, The Rhein States, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Diodone, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Joodey, Ninjak30, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Bearical, East Supple Lund, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, United States of Americanas, Sundred, United Draconia, Dreadton, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Vincone Cae, Holy Oranz, The Windmilluminati, New Pruessen, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Pasargad, Selfgradatude, Antiyard, Buckerino, Wilkshire, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, and 161 others.Potatolandium, Universal State Formula, Moubarakistan, Panama Coalition, New Trisone, Sunto, The Sinclarian Provinces, Atain, Sil Dorsett, Partax, Cinnibar, Asgardira, Niradans, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Maott, Acrabinnia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Haor Chall, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Valhalla123, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Zumlandia, Runeda, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Dicko, Orado, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Tellavinna, Gnomewatchers, Serendipita Martia, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Yukti, Pazair, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Fizban, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Sile Maungistan, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Tachycardia, Hamerica, Loli County, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Newpromisedland, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, Crader, Yokciq Empire, SORT, Varola, Avastate, New Lakemba, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Woodsend, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, The Most Freedom Ever, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, FROST33, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Aoncarpa, Westinor, Zzozona, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Prydania, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Yalgora, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Maclare, Highton Islands, Kocherian, New Jamgra, Xyrron, Smesh, Madjack, Eschatosia, Ihsan, Kragsgale, Xipher, Simone Republic, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Ultra777, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, U S Eh, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Hardscrabble, Therizia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Eywaan, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Frahnkzaden, Lulubellia, Eurochina, and The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg.

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