Population | 8.363 billion |
Capital | Hamburg Neo |
Leader | Friedrich Kaiser |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Penguin |
The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.363 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 291,363 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, one can wake up in Hamburg Neo and have breakfast in Bigtopia, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and the government defends a woman's right to choose. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Hamburg Neo is ranked 1,436th in the world and 24th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 156.6 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, one can wake up in Hamburg Neo and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Hamburg Neo endorsed The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Hamburg Neo was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, Friedrich Kaiser's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Hamburg Neo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
World Assembly
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