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Least Corrupt Governments: 221stMost Compassionate Citizens: 489thSafest: 490th
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Hamburg Neo

Population8.363 billion

CapitalHamburg Neo
LeaderFriedrich Kaiser

CurrencyEuro
AnimalPenguin

The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.363 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 291,363 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, one can wake up in Hamburg Neo and have breakfast in Bigtopia, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and the government defends a woman's right to choose. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 1,436th in the world and 24th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 156.6 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 221stMost Compassionate Citizens: 489thSafest: 490thNicest Citizens: 492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 496thMost Inclusive: 506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 632ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 666thMost Pacifist: 672ndHighest Food Quality: 699thLargest Governments: 704thMost Beautiful Environments: 772ndBest Weather: 776thMost Developed: 798thLargest Welfare Programs: 826thMost Advanced Public Education: 830thLongest Average Lifespans: 840thMost Cheerful Citizens: 867thMost Scientifically Advanced: 907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 917thMost Valuable International Artwork: 958thHealthiest Citizens: 995thMost Efficient Economies: 1,000thSmartest Citizens: 1,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,016thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,141stMost Influential: 1,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,435thLowest Crime Rates: 1,436thMost Cultured: 1,526thMost Secular: 1,548thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,044thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,139thHighest Economic Output: 9,440thMost Income Equality: 12,298thTop
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Nudest: 15,991stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,670thMost Stationary: 27,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30,093rd
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Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 63rd in the regionNudest: 115th in the regionMost Politically Free: 131st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 181st in the regionMost Extreme: 208th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 234th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 336th in the regionLargest Populations: 352nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 370th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, one can wake up in Hamburg Neo and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Hamburg Neo endorsed The Republic of Pushistia.
  • : Hamburg Neo was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, Friedrich Kaiser's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Hamburg Neo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.

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World Assembly

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