by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 639thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,895thMost Influential: 3,547th
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Hamburg Neo

Population701 million

CapitalHamburg Neo


The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 701 million Hamburg Neoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth 82.4 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,608 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Hamburg Neo generates millions of views, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 52,907th in the world and 1,268th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 67.28 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 639thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,895thTop
Most Influential: 3,547thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,630thSafest: 4,306thMost Pacifist: 5,812thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,901stNicest Citizens: 7,190thMost Inclusive: 8,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,612thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,620thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,807thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,599thMost Developed: 11,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,656thBest Weather: 12,981stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,426thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,968thSmartest Citizens: 15,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,056thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,166thLowest Crime Rates: 16,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,091stLargest Governments: 17,600thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,049thMost Politically Free: 18,249thMost Cultured: 18,827thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,298thMost Secular: 19,628th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionTop
Safest: 101st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 106th in the regionMost Politically Free: 137th in the regionMost Influential: 140th in the regionMost Pacifist: 155th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 178th in the regionNicest Citizens: 180th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 190th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 198th in the regionMost Inclusive: 216th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 237th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 251st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 268th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Developed: 277th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 305th in the regionBest Weather: 328th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 343rd in the regionLargest Governments: 343rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 355th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 368th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 393rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 393rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 397th in the regionMost Cultured: 417th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 427th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 432nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 439th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 469th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 476th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 511th in the regionMost Secular: 520th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hamburg Neo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Hamburg Neo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, Leader's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Hamburg Neo generates millions of views.
  • : Hamburg Neo's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 231 » Mediobogdum, Recuecn, Fujai, Wickedly evil people, Granducato Toscana, Bran Astor, Nieubasria, Dilber, Giovanniland, Cro Magnon, Bhang Bhang Duc, Sirulinuck, Fuentana, The United Republic of Westend, Westwind, Demonvine, Gracelantia, Emark, Psikuta, DiscGolfLand, Zoran, New Belia, Pandaland III, Holmani, Kisovec, Greynne, Kittenlicious, Volkason, Barcocoland, Atheist States of Philippines, Oometz, Akshireuya, Numpties, Quevilis, Leukogeras, Pandaland II, Pilonistan, Sindria, IndyCar Racing, Mirchusko, Wyndward, Archonina, Resurgence City, Glorious Existence, Befiehl, Greg Tucker, Gastenburg, Probablynotverygoodistan, Ferroia, Common Good, and 181 others.Crazy Waters, Arnic, Pi Island, Samueliebox, The Free States of Gotham, Condonohia, The Fourth Redoubt, Shaktirajya, Saransh, Win Mints, Anuubis, Comia Noracon, Fhaengshia, Pepinooo, Thevinia, The divisive isolationists, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Twisted Duality, Ahssn, Constantinopolisia, Eskaton, Champaign, Carvell, Nas Crustium, Acropylae, Marshalia, Free Radio States, Santos-Dominius, The Rega, Plankstein, Sultanat of Turkistan, Bodusse, The Father-Land, San Diego Islands, Starblazer, Qapaq Suyu, Oronia, Cumidava, Isle Royale, Grand Republic of the Sun, Thyrall, Escapitania, Sniper Slayers, The United Tribes of Bantai, Euarsia, Albyion Kingdom, Dreamers for Hope, Ostellan, Desmosthenes and Burke, Lynier, Refugeeria, Willow Gate, Kalla, The Technocratic Ideas, Cryland, Liberillia, Dank Content, Winter Aura, Atlasan, Marisala, East Swedesia, 3kruimels, Zollipsia, Sniki, Valocke, Torkiuistan, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Q The Almighty, Baxterra, Kathlenia, Formenor, Athrid HullHund, Al-Amanah, Vasilism, Arvladma, Critterland, Slawin Hall, Kabayan, Ignuei, Region of Dwipantara, Salt Lake Mountain, Professor Thomas, Armis Maxima, Leveille, Libterraria, The Paradise of Jeff Bezos, Organisation of North American Nations, New Velka, Free Indigenous Peoples, Dankinsted, Mercia Regnum, Metailuria, Vlobbania, SV Equinox, The Northeastern Confederation, Inner Paniumati, Ocheon, The North American Assembly, Maria, Bucals Kagotoaion, Great Republic of Joland, IXIMMXVIII, Scationtanland, Coung Komands, Kal Xen, Rivello, Grand Duchy of Litva, Avadon, Neoteutonia, Svanland, Fallgriffin, Blakyria, Fars Akyla, Eritasia, Moriari, Nowns Soveria, Twin Tiers Metropolis, Francetown, Civitas Libera Scientum, Nusmia, BoxcarJim, Impitystan, Aidonias, India and Bangladesh, Brettonie, Fumafuma, Arostatzka, Newfieisland, Hugh Jackmans Underpants, Republic Of Kanin, Itrusca, Tijati, Orson Welles, Meone, New Amerigo, SBAHJlandia, Amanohara, Pia Ottland, New Caterse, Inner Ryxtylopia, Demetrian, Ondopolia, Futuo, Galaxy Meows, Mathematania, Arzortzka, Bova Ptaltand, Ottersonland, Larxia, Tropical Isles, Antahbrantahstan, Diaconstipation, Matism, The Anclave, Neon Sweden, BIteland, The Undivided, East Carelia, Craiolia, Robbinston, Glenbeigh, United Adaikes, Ellcrys, Theicor, Nedtherland, The Western Beastlands, Romlania, Ostrogothaland, Aldesport, Yaspica, United Alliance of the North, Paschalia, Squornshelan Remnant States, Kurabis, Av Libertas Vindex, Bobki, Hertfordshire and Jammbo, Dalimbar, Dominguez Hills, Biko Heljamge, and Davislanding.

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