Population | 7.804 billion |
Capital | Sarajevo |
Leader | Ikram Mubinović |
Faith | Sunni Islam |
Currency | dinar |
Animal | lynx |
The Free Vilayet of Hanafi Bosnia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ikram Mubinović with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.804 billion Bosniaks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bosnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,533 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,466 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanafi Bosnia's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.
Hanafi Bosnia is ranked 101,366th in the world and 6th in Dar al Islam for Most Stationary, with 425.90064409008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hanafi Bosnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
- : Hanafi Bosnia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.