Population | 5.68 billion |
Capital | Valhalla |
Leader | The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby |
Faith | Polytheistic |
Currency | Dollars |
Animal | Pussy |
The Free Land of Haprus Nanari is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.68 billion Kakistocracies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Haprus Nanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 186,601 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Haprus Nanari's national animal is the Pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic.
Haprus Nanari is ranked 104,619th in the world and 1,186th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 408.32978727988 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haprus Nanari voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
- : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
- : Haprus Nanari was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
- : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
- : Haprus Nanari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
- : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, Kakistocracies are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Admin D, Arkadia Universalis, Cretanja, and Elthalion.