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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,058thFattest Citizens: 2,445thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,977th
The Free Land of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Absolutum Dominium
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Haprus Nanari

Population5.68 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderThe Omnipotent Reverend Bobby
FaithPolytheistic

CurrencyDollars
AnimalPussy

The Free Land of Haprus Nanari is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.68 billion Kakistocracies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haprus Nanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 186,601 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Haprus Nanari's national animal is the Pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic.

Haprus Nanari is ranked 104,619th in the world and 1,186th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 408.32978727988 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,058thFattest Citizens: 2,445thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,977thMost Armed: 3,571stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,593rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,047thLargest Mining Sector: 6,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,166thRudest Citizens: 7,373rdNudest: 7,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,035thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,561stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,759thHighest Average Incomes: 12,362ndMost Cultured: 12,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,943rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,076thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,436thMost Influential: 14,240thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,142ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,190thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,678thMost Secular: 16,150thLargest Black Market: 16,604thSmartest Citizens: 18,622ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,482ndMost Patriotic: 22,595thMost Efficient Economies: 25,096thLargest Gambling Industry: 25,985thHighest Economic Output: 27,975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,957th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 148th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 159th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 183rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 186th in the regionMost Armed: 230th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 237th in the regionRudest Citizens: 355th in the regionNudest: 385th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 417th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 479th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 676th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 688th in the regionMost Cultured: 707th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 719th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 745th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 751st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 823rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 912th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 913th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 927th in the regionMost Secular: 928th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 954th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 961st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 979th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haprus Nanari voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Haprus Nanari was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Haprus Nanari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, Kakistocracies are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.

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