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Most Pacifist: 1,658thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,397th
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Haremm

Population5.644 billion

CapitalOkuzawa
LeaderKing Makoto

Currencyremy
Animalpegasus

The Kingdom of Haremm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Makoto with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.644 billion Haremmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okuzawa. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haremish economy, worth 971 trillion remies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,175 remies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haremm's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Haremm is ranked 6,830th in the world and 27th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,916.39 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 1,658thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,397thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,474thSafest: 2,749thHealthiest Citizens: 2,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,822ndNicest Citizens: 2,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,897thMost Developed: 3,027thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,480thMost Influential: 3,667thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,116thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,189thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,201stBest Weather: 4,235thSmartest Citizens: 4,251stMost Cultured: 4,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,682ndLargest Governments: 4,727thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,964thMost Efficient Economies: 5,204thMost Inclusive: 6,136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,830thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,875thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,979thMost Devout: 7,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,709thHighest Average Incomes: 10,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,941stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,083rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,072ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,781stHighest Economic Output: 18,723rdMost Stationary: 19,905thMost Income Equality: 21,201st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haremm endorsed The Commonwealth of Larker Galicia.
  • : Haremm voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : Haremm voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Haremm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Haremm, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Haremm, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Haremm, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Haremm, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Haremm voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Haremm withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".

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