by Max Barry

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Harmoneia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 128
Safest: 2,081stLargest Populations: 2,968thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,010th
The Candy-coated Emerald Gardens of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Harmony is a phase of the law whose expression is love
Chairwoman An
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population27.326 billion

LeaderChairwoman An

CurrencyPhoenix Fen
Animalsky unicorn

The Candy-coated Emerald Gardens of Harmoneia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chairwoman An with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 27.326 billion Harmoneians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Harmoneian economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion Phoenix Fens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 69,959 Phoenix Fens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harmoneia's national animal is the sky unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Harmoneia is ranked 126,464th in the world and 3,536th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 258.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Safest: 2,081stTop
Largest Populations: 2,968thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,010thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,097thLowest Crime Rates: 4,655thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,305thLargest Governments: 6,440thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,474thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,647thHighest Economic Output: 8,050thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,919thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,650thSmartest Citizens: 12,118thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,684thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,287thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,888thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,056thMost Cultured: 20,429th
Safest: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 200th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 271st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 285th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 299th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 332nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 365th in the regionMost Cultured: 401st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 448th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 531st in the regionBest Weather: 554th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 582nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 630th in the region

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