The Mighty War Machine of Harperians is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Harp with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.4 billion Harpers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanty Town. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Harper economy, worth a remarkable 3,095 trillion Harperers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,278 Harperers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, saying "don't do anything that Mr Harp wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harperians's national animal is the Guitaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diddlydonk.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Harperians was endorsed by The United Republics of Northern Nivaria.
- : Harperians was endorsed by The Trading Card Nation of Dorab.
- : Harperians was endorsed by The Young Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa.
- : Harperians was endorsed by The Glacieri of Alemputo.
- : Harperians was endorsed by The United States of Marroc.
- : Harperians was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Saint Islaw Wra.
- : Harperians was endorsed by The Potato of Silvedania.
- : Harperians endorsed The Fabled Republic of Wischland.
- : Harperians was endorsed by The Sovereign Commonwealth of Evertopia.
- : Harperians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
Endorsements Received: 17 » Clialaad, Wischland, S Mova Derat, Valentian Elysium, The Galactic American Imperium, The Soylent Green Party, Krystalveil, Capea, Maconshinbernititte, Evertopia, Silvedania, Saint Islaw Wra, Marroc, Alemputo, Kachikawawa, Dorab, and Northern Nivaria.