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Most Valuable International Artwork: 367thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,815thMost Armed: 2,315th
The Weeb Card Collecting Empire of
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Empress Haruhi
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Haruhi Japan

Population2.137 billion

LeaderEmpress Haruhi

CurrencyImperial Yen
AnimalKing Squid

The Weeb Card Collecting Empire of Haruhi Japan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Haruhi with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.137 billion Japanese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Japanese economy, worth 529 trillion Imperial Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 247,687 Imperial Yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,033,488 per year while the poor average 38,748, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haruhi Japan's national animal is the King Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Haruhism.

Haruhi Japan is ranked 23,977th in the world and 10th in The Vincence Empire for Rudest Citizens, with 99.72 Insults Per Minute.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 367thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,815thTop
Most Armed: 2,315thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,536thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,129thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,190thHighest Average Incomes: 3,480thMost Efficient Economies: 3,490thLargest Retail Industry: 3,627thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,246thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,375thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,563rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,979thLargest Black Market: 5,470thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,682ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,028thLargest Governments: 7,680thLowest Crime Rates: 8,038thMost Developed: 8,720thMost Cultured: 9,301stSmartest Citizens: 9,312thLargest Mining Sector: 9,465thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,034thMost Secular: 12,201stLargest Insurance Industry: 14,196thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,687thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,540thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,089thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,616th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 6th in the region

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