by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,617th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,827th Most Influential: 2,255th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
When You Call, My Fatherland
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population1.631 billion



The Kingdom of Hasilberg is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.631 billion Hasilbergians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumvitg. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hasilbergian economy, worth 254 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,945 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hasilberg's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hasilberg is ranked 72,909th in the world and 3,096th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 59.28 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,617thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,827thMost Influential: 2,255thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,785thMost Secular: 6,236thLargest Retail Industry: 7,203rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,008thLowest Crime Rates: 9,154thMost Developed: 9,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,930thMost Pacifist: 10,199thSmartest Citizens: 10,805thMost Efficient Economies: 10,866thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,090thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,248thHighest Average Incomes: 11,369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,773rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,907thMost Cultured: 12,485thSafest: 12,549thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,270thMost Average: 14,447thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,521stLargest Governments: 15,113thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,201st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 43rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 121st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 214th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Secular: 232nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 243rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 273rd in the regionMost Average: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 284th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 289th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 296th in the regionMost Developed: 300th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Cultured: 361st in the regionMost Pacifist: 378th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 382nd in the regionLargest Governments: 385th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 391st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 441st in the regionSafest: 466th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 472nd in the regionNudest: 504th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 511th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 533rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 547th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 571st in the regionNicest Citizens: 604th in the region

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