The Democratic States of Havanalar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Felipo Norman with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.803 billion Havanalarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havanalar City. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Havanalarian economy, worth 419 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,682 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Havanalarian schoolchildren, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and Havanalar has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havanalar's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Havanalar is ranked 36,368^th in the world and 447^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.31 law-abiding acts per hour.