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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,468thRudest Citizens: 6,145thLargest Retail Industry: 6,414th
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Hawaiian Pizza is the only true Pizza
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Hawaiian Pizzas

Population355 million

Capital旺兰迪亚

Currencydong
Animalmacaque

The Republic of Hawaiian Pizzas is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 355 million Hawaiian Pizzasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 旺兰迪亚. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The all-consuming Hawaiian Pizzasian economy, worth 35.0 trillion dongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,515 dongs, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Hawaiian Pizzasian mussels the biggest in the South Pacific, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hawaiian Pizzas's national animal is the macaque, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hawaiian Pizzas is ranked 6,145th in the world and 221st in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 134.64 Insults Per Minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,468thRudest Citizens: 6,145thLargest Retail Industry: 6,414thMost Influential: 8,006thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,307thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,368thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,182ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,820thHighest Drug Use: 18,247thSafest: 19,939thMost Pacifist: 21,731stMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,042nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 208th in the regionRudest Citizens: 221st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 229th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 269th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 269th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 401st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 470th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 623rd in the regionMost Influential: 678th in the regionSafest: 714th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Pizzas, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Pizzas, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Pizzas, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Pizzas, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Hawaiian Pizzasian mussels the biggest in the South Pacific.
  • : Hawaiian Pizzas endorsed The Dominion of New Sanet.
  • : Hawaiian Pizzas was endorsed by The Dominion of New Sanet.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Pizzas, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Pizzas, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Pizzas, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Hawaiian Pizzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Pizzas, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.

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