The Idyllic Tropical Island of Hawalius is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Froopy Trillian with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.103 billion Hawaliae hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Oracles. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hawalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Flainian Pobble Beads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,803 Flainian Pobble Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawalius's national animal is the Hawalian Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hawalius is ranked 9,840^th in the world and 171^st in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 90.33 on the Human Development Index.