The Island Paradise of Hawalius is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Froopy Trillian with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.396 billion Hawaliae love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Oracles. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hawalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,651 trillion Flainian Pobble Beads a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,727 Flainian Pobble Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Hawaliae, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Froopy Trillian to meetings with foreign heads of state, and tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawalius's national animal is the Hawalian Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hawalius is ranked 79,387^th in the world and 695^th in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 21.27 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.