by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,198thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,880th
The Idyllic Tropical Island of
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Get a beach house.
The Froopy Trillian
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Population18.103 billion

CapitalVillage of Oracles
LeaderThe Froopy Trillian

CurrencyFlainian Pobble Bead
AnimalHawalian Goat

The Idyllic Tropical Island of Hawalius is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Froopy Trillian with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.103 billion Hawaliae hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Oracles. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hawalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Flainian Pobble Beads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,803 Flainian Pobble Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawalius's national animal is the Hawalian Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hawalius is ranked 9,840th in the world and 171st in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 90.33 on the Human Development Index.

Most Influential: 426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,198thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,880thBest Weather: 2,327thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,061stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,562ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,335thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,413thSafest: 4,696thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,761stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,815thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,124thMost Cultured: 8,287thHighest Economic Output: 9,666thMost Developed: 9,840thLargest Populations: 10,025thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,760thHealthiest Citizens: 10,875thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,374thTop
Nudest: 12,597thLargest Governments: 13,517thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,020thSmartest Citizens: 15,236thMost Secular: 15,366thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,701stMost Inclusive: 18,060thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,687thNicest Citizens: 18,887thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,833rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,348th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 54th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionNudest: 94th in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 104th in the region

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