by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,477thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,832nd
The Island Paradise of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Get a beach house.
The Froopy Trillian
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population16.396 billion

CapitalVillage of Oracles
LeaderThe Froopy Trillian

CurrencyFlainian Pobble Bead
AnimalHawalian Goat

The Island Paradise of Hawalius is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Froopy Trillian with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.396 billion Hawaliae love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Oracles. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hawalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,651 trillion Flainian Pobble Beads a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,727 Flainian Pobble Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Hawaliae, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Froopy Trillian to meetings with foreign heads of state, and tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawalius's national animal is the Hawalian Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hawalius is ranked 79,387th in the world and 695th in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 21.27 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Influential: 427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,477thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,832ndTop
Best Weather: 2,570thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,201stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,980thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,315thSafest: 4,703rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,313thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,428thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,780thMost Cultured: 7,727thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,733rdMost Stationary: 8,795thHighest Economic Output: 9,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,202ndLargest Populations: 10,275thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,880thLargest Governments: 13,444thMost Secular: 14,238thSmartest Citizens: 14,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,154thMost Developed: 15,685thMost Inclusive: 17,283rdNicest Citizens: 17,490thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,024thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,408thNudest: 20,122ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,859th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 75th in the regionSafest: 78th in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Populations: 101st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 125th in the regionNudest: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 163rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 170th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 189th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 204th in the region

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