by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,628thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,911thMost Armed: 4,336th
The New Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Hey that's just your opinion
The Senate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.745 billion

LeaderThe Senate
FaithSacrificial Dan


The New Republic of Hazarium is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Senate with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 3.745 billion Hazarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazar-Prime. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hazariumian economy, worth 466 trillion Hazers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,689 Hazers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Senate's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, too many developers spoil the codebase, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Hazarium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hazarium's national animal is the Mushroom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sacrificial Dan.

Hazarium is ranked 45,962nd in the world and 1,822nd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.64 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,628thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,911thMost Armed: 4,336thMost Influential: 4,595thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,758thTop
Most Developed: 12,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,911thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,555thMost Efficient Economies: 16,068thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,577thLowest Crime Rates: 17,580thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,030thLargest Retail Industry: 18,679thMost Secular: 18,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,081stSmartest Citizens: 19,138thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,486thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,551stLargest Governments: 20,096thHighest Average Incomes: 21,607thHealthiest Citizens: 21,971st
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 137th in the regionMost Armed: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 405th in the regionMost Average: 436th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 448th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 614th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 646th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 684th in the regionMost Developed: 757th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 795th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 844th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 916th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 927th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 937th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hazarium was endorsed by The Jingoistic States of Eternal Dominion.
  • : Hazarium was endorsed by The Empire of His Enduring Majesty.
  • : Following new legislation in Hazarium, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Hazarium.
  • : Following new legislation in Hazarium, too many developers spoil the codebase.
  • : Following new legislation in Hazarium, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Hazarium, The Senate's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Hazarium, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Hazarium voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Hazarium voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Hazarium, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Hardscrabble, Francois Isidore, Hamerica, Dangine, Aerilia, Lulubellia, Svenskskit, Yaorozu, The Ultimate Republic, Kromi, Guer Aike, Zemnaya Svoboda, Bharathvarsh, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, The Tampa Bay Rays, Venicea, The Rhein States, Lol2639, Omnistria, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Orado, Ethnon, Sunto, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Republica Guilleana, McMasterdonia, Loutsland, Dreadton, Siforpeo, Ellbonnia, Shibutani, Selfgradatude, Dar es Saalam, Travislavania, Zzozona, Valgarda, Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Interdimensional Zone, Valentine Z, New Lakemba, Cretox State, Sil Dorsett, The Pantheons, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, Chips and Guac, Xentherida, and 92 others.Wilkshire, North Bratislava, Bankowiata, Shotokonia, Galbadiana, Yokciq Empire, Sundred, Imperial Pieserged, Simone Republic, Notyoutopia, Super Girl, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Kragsgale, Free Salvation, Sikol, Empy, Siwale, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Figyjharli, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Illusia and Neverendia, Nyock, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Ravendi, Clan Spaniel, BTProductions, Pasargad, Aryan Homeland, East Akra, TyGerria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Draconian Progression, Maott, Climeria, Strongwill, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Mon Island, Votak Matim, Religioncord, Wineclaw, Kazoo Basin, Paul Pasch, Centrialand, Libertania Democratica, Tsandonown, Pallaith, Britle, Wapistan, Planes, Capablanca, Seanat, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Runeda, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Solimun, Madjack, Colfes, Cereskia, Sopernia, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Joodey, Nikhilesh23, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Nation1812, WeKnow, Lionia, Blyskalia, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Outer Shenendoah, His Enduring Majesty, and Eternal Dominion.

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