by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 478th Most Influential: 1,339th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,076th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Growth Trumps All
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.177 billion



The Armed Republic of HeartLard is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.177 billion HeartLardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient HeartLardian economy, worth 115 trillion Drachmaes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,901 Drachmaes, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

A stitch in time could see you serving nine, foreign governments regularly accuse the HeartLardian military of war crimes, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HeartLard's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HeartLard is ranked 42,085th in the world and 2,592nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.82 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 478thMost Influential: 1,339thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,076thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,085th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 238th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 570th in the regionRudest Citizens: 880th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 910th in the region

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