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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,866thMost Influential: 18,249th
The H U G E M U S C L E S of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
This is the place he has chosen to build the Metal site
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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HEAVY METAL WIZARD MERLIN

Population10.305 billion

CapitalKalmar
LeaderMerlin the broadshoulders
FaithNorse

CurrencyAce of Spades
AnimalChildren of Damned

The H U G E M U S C L E S of HEAVY METAL WIZARD MERLIN is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Merlin the broadshoulders with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.305 billion O L Y M P I A N S have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmar. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The strong O L Y M P I A N economy, worth 597 trillion Aces of Spades a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,951 Aces of Spades, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Merlin the broadshoulders has just been declared ruler of HEAVY METAL WIZARD MERLIN in an international press conference, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and Norse has been named as HEAVY METAL WIZARD MERLIN's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. HEAVY METAL WIZARD MERLIN's national animal is the Children of Damned, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Norse.

HEAVY METAL WIZARD MERLIN is ranked 43,535th in the world and 643rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,020.4633746808 days.

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