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Largest Insurance Industry: 554thLargest Mining Sector: 1,338thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,545th
The Destructive Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Comply or Die
War God Ogidni
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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HeckinBorkus

Population4.364 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderWar God Ogidni
FaithAnnihilationism

CurrencyGreg
AnimalBlobfish

The Destructive Realm of HeckinBorkus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by War God Ogidni with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.364 billion Hooligans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.6%.

The frighteningly efficient HeckinBorkusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Gregs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,391 Gregs, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, no true communist is an unbeliever, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, and even secular Hooligans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HeckinBorkus's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Annihilationism.

HeckinBorkus is ranked 208,587th in the world and 5,527th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 37.87363548308 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 554thLargest Mining Sector: 1,338thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,545thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,738thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,990thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,216thMost Avoided: 2,350thFattest Citizens: 2,490thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,964thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,017thMost Conservative: 3,130thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,885thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,280thHighest Average Incomes: 4,368thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,370thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,479thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,493rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,765thLargest Black Market: 4,811thLargest Retail Industry: 5,171stMost Devout: 5,752ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,062ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,044thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,338thMost Authoritarian: 12,595thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,960thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,874thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,227thLargest Governments: 17,410thMost Efficient Economies: 17,589thMost Patriotic: 21,511thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,503rdHighest Economic Output: 24,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,316th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Conservative: 80th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 104th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 107th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 130th in the regionMost Avoided: 137th in the regionFattest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 161st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 183rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 217th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 225th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 259th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 293rd in the regionMost Devout: 309th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 329th in the regionLargest Black Market: 333rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 409th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 448th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 474th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 480th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 640th in the regionMost Extreme: 800th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 912th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 927th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 959th in the regionLargest Governments: 972nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,029th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, even secular Hooligans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.
  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, no true communist is an unbeliever.
  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Hooligans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (HeckinBorkus has found 2 easter eggs).

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