Population | 4.364 billion |
Capital | Hell |
Leader | War God Ogidni |
Faith | Annihilationism |
Currency | Greg |
Animal | Blobfish |
The Destructive Realm of HeckinBorkus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by War God Ogidni with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.364 billion Hooligans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.6%.
The frighteningly efficient HeckinBorkusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Gregs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,391 Gregs, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, no true communist is an unbeliever, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, and even secular Hooligans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HeckinBorkus's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Annihilationism.
HeckinBorkus is ranked 208,587th in the world and 5,527th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 37.87363548308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, even secular Hooligans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, no true communist is an unbeliever.
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Hooligans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in HeckinBorkus, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (HeckinBorkus has found 2 easter eggs).
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Dragonian Kazaman, Fooooooooo, and Alvalero.