by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,492nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,308th Most Influential: 3,319th
The Principality of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Avoid Exaction
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population569 million



The Principality of Heimgau is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 569 million Heimgauans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hestiapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Heimgauan economy, worth 55.6 trillion Louis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,638 Louis, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Heimgauans, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Heimgau's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Heimgau is ranked 47,968th in the world and 2,322nd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68.17 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,492ndTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,308thMost Influential: 3,319thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,827thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,298thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,971stMost Efficient Economies: 14,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,876thMost Developed: 15,516th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 114th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 468th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 488th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 677th in the regionNudest: 718th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 747th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 770th in the region

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