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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 300th Largest Black Market: 376th Most Influential: 503rd
The United Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population11.093 billion

LeaderJohn Adama


The United Republic of Heisenbee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Adama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.093 billion Heiseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caldera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Heisean economy, worth a remarkable 3,846 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 346,731 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, foreign leaders who don't applaud John Adama's speeches are regarded as enemies of Heisenbee, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Heisenbee's national animal is the Hobbie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Heisenbee is ranked 108,057th in the world and 148th in New Western Empire for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 44.76 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 300thLargest Black Market: 376thMost Influential: 503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 512thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 753rdHighest Average Incomes: 932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 976thLargest Mining Sector: 995thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,583rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,655thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,733rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,858thMost Avoided: 1,884thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,071stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,139thHighest Economic Output: 2,179thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,374thFattest Citizens: 2,563rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,114thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,198thMost Efficient Economies: 3,566thMost Secular: 4,950thLowest Crime Rates: 5,076thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,211thLargest Retail Industry: 5,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,457thLargest Governments: 5,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,720thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,850thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,591stSmartest Citizens: 11,487thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,319thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,311th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the region

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