The Queendom of Heleen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Heleen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.997 billion Heleens are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleentia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The thriving Helena economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,820 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,587 per year while the poor average 11,386, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Public nudity is compulsory, Heleen has designated Heleentia as its capital city, The Worship of Heleen has been named as Heleen's national religion, and Lady Heleen has just been declared ruler of Heleen in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Heleen's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Worship of Heleen.

Heleen is ranked 251,545^th in the world and 3^rd in Marxs Potato Farm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.37 law-abiding acts per hour.