by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 505th Most Influential: 801st Largest Insurance Industry: 921st
The Terrifying dictatorship of
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Helix Labs

Population6.079 billion

CapitalHelix Labs City

AnimalDire Wolf

The Terrifying dictatorship of Helix Labs is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by GLaDOS with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.079 billion Helixians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helix Labs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Helixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,486 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,765 per year while the poor average 51,170, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, the Dire Wolf stadiums are open 24/7, and millions of Helixians are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helix Labs's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Helix Labs is ranked 168,056th in the world and 9,133rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 29.15 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 505thMost Influential: 801stLargest Insurance Industry: 921stLargest Retail Industry: 1,310thTop
Most Secular: 2,182ndFattest Citizens: 2,307thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,377thLargest Black Market: 3,181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,301stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,787thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,818thLargest Mining Sector: 4,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,049thMost Avoided: 4,199thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,590thHighest Average Incomes: 5,063rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,529thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,172ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,615thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,011thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,458thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,010thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,649thLowest Crime Rates: 10,795thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,962ndLargest Governments: 14,489th
Largest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionFattest Citizens: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 97th in the regionMost Secular: 104th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 123rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 128th in the regionMost Avoided: 139th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 151st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 182nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 219th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 237th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 321st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 376th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 473rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 533rd in the regionLargest Governments: 683rd in the regionLargest Populations: 692nd in the regionMost Stationary: 773rd in the region

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