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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 348thMost Valuable International Artwork: 546thMost Ignorant Citizens: 903rd
The Hellish landscape of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
The Dark Lord Cometh to NationStates
Bootleg Satan
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

HELLLLL

Population2.483 billion

CapitalDissapointment
LeaderBootleg Satan
FaithSatanism

CurrencyGold
AnimalBat

The Hellish landscape of HELLLLL is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bootleg Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.483 billion HELLLLLians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dissapointment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The all-consuming HELLLLLian economy, worth 201 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 81,094 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 741,771 per year while the poor average 960, a ratio of 772 to 1.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, a drunk fashion designer has started a fashion label themed on nudity and titled "Bootleg Satan's New Clothes" (HELLLLL has found 3 easter eggs), many HELLLLLians are their brothers' keepers, and customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. HELLLLL's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

HELLLLL is ranked 348th in the world and 3rd in New Western Empire for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 772.62 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 348thMost Valuable International Artwork: 546thMost Ignorant Citizens: 903rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,114thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,161stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,911thMost Avoided: 2,333rdTop
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Most Primitive: 2,998thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,222ndFattest Citizens: 3,822ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,286thLargest Mining Sector: 6,467thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,323rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,760thMost Armed: 10,817thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,543rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,407thMost Influential: 12,940thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,426thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,800thMost Pro-Market: 21,873rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, many HELLLLLians are their brothers' keepers.
  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, a drunk fashion designer has started a fashion label themed on nudity and titled "Bootleg Satan's New Clothes" (HELLLLL has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : HELLLLL voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : HELLLLL voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : HELLLLL was endorsed by The Confederacy of Ardedezarist.

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