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Nudest: 3,240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,911thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,318th
The Unholy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Rip and Tear
Lucifer
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
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HellsLink

Population2.439 billion

CapitalPandæmonium
LeaderLucifer
FaithThe Six Chaos Gods

CurrencySouls
AnimalGolden Squirrel

The Unholy Empire of HellsLink is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lucifer with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.439 billion Golden Horde are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. The average income tax rate is 62.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellborn economy, worth 308 trillion Souls a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,382 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of Souls on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, the government snoops on private internet connections, it is often said that only Lucifer could bring down Dàguó, and libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HellsLink's national animal is the Golden Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Six Chaos Gods.

HellsLink is ranked 20,605th in the world and 7th in Underworld for Most Secular, with 53.73 Atheism Rate.

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Nudest: 3,240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,911thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,318thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,600thLargest Black Market: 8,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,072ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,801stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,401stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,702ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,183rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,459thMost Secular: 20,605thMost Developed: 20,825th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the region

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