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Helm Hammerhand I

Population277 million


The Kingdom of Helm Hammerhand I is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 277 million Rohirrims are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Helm Hammerhand Iian economy, worth 16.5 trillion Penings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,399 Penings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Democratic debates have been removed from the government, organ donation rates have hit a new low, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helm Hammerhand I's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helm Hammerhand I is ranked 70,586th in the world and 815th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,857.94 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 20,133rd
Most Conservative: 169th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rd in the region

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