by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,321st
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Cats should rule the world
Vice Leader, Foreign Governmental Officer and Secretary
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Helsiny is attempting to exterminate zombies with military force.

Survival Rate:0.00%


Population578 million



The Queendom of Helsiny is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 256 million Helsinyians, all of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shedia. The average income tax rate is 11.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Helsinyian economy, worth 31.8 trillion kalens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,021 kalens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, sex changes are routinely performed at Helsiny's hospitals, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is totally unknown. Helsiny's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helsiny is ranked 153,106th in the world and 9th in The Region Of Gargery for Most Avoided, scoring 1.68 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,321st

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