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Most Stationary: 5,693rdLargest Populations: 17,496thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,973rd
The Raid Squeaker of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Hewwo!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hewwo

Population19.335 billion

CapitalHi Town
LeaderIsabella Hime

CurrencySqueak
Animalturtle

The Raid Squeaker of Hewwo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Isabella Hime with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.335 billion Hewwoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hi Town. The average income tax rate is 57.3%.

The strong Hewwoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion Squeaks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,056 Squeaks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, Isabella Hime has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hewwo's national animal is the turtle.

Hewwo is ranked 5,693rd in the world and 1st in Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions for Most Stationary, with 3,025.66473024 days.

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Most Stationary: 5,693rdTop
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Largest Populations: 17,496thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,918thHighest Economic Output: 23,703rdMost Influential: 28,033rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hewwo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Hewwo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Hewwo's influence in Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Hewwo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Hewwo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Hewwo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Hewwo's influence in Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions rose from "Instigator" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Hewwo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Hewwo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Hewwo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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