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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,780thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,054thMost Influential: 5,714th
The Theocracy of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population269 million

CurrencyLucky pot of gold Gold bar
AnimalLeprechaun 🍀

The Theocracy of HiJakeItsMeTheo is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 269 million HiJakeItsMeTheoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The powerhouse HiJakeItsMeTheoan economy, worth 26.1 trillion Lucky pot of gold Gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,879 Lucky pot of gold Gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making HiJakeItsMeTheoans any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. HiJakeItsMeTheo's national animal is the Leprechaun 🍀, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HiJakeItsMeTheo is ranked 174,409th in the world and 4,183rd in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 26.1 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,780thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,054thMost Influential: 5,714thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,968thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,660thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,614thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,536thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,192ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,554thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,175th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 182nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 315th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 399th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 667th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 792nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 864th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 872nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 128 » Jakit, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, North Bratislava, Votak Matim, Koda-Land, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Climeria, Cajland, Shibutani, Ethnon, Bankowiata, Corfad, Orado, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Yokciq Empire, Bharathvarsh, Hardscrabble, Illusia and Neverendia, Siwale, Lulubellia, Ellbonnia, Dangine, Aerilia, Svenskskit, Cretox State, Former English Colony, Guer Aike, The Tampa Bay Rays, Steampunk Ariel, Aryan Homeland, Omnistria, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Randomcountryland, Batatoland Empire, McMasterdonia, Loutsland, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Dreadton, Landfinia, Dar es Saalam, Tringapore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Valentine Z, Wineclaw, Communist Lukania, Notyoutopia, and 78 others.Great Bights Mum, Mon Island, Wilkshire, Xagill, Yaorozu, Kazoo Basin, Selfgradatude, Xyrron, Empy, Figyjharli, Pasargad, Xentherida, Interdimensional Zone, New Lakemba, Defense For The World Assembly, Territorio di Nessuno, Religioncord, El Fiji Grande, Tyirza, Korean-Joseon, Zzozona, Perikuresu, Sikol, Kragsgale, Katuda, Clan Spaniel, Tsandonown, Siforpeo, Pallaith, Wapistan, Yellops, Planes, Travislavania, Lol2639, Seanat, Sunto, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Centrialand, Duryanistan, Libvillia, Expere Fiyans, Alice Gardens, Novo cruzeiro, Super Girl, The Pantheons, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Runeda, Sundred, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Simone Republic, Kastonvia, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Sopernia, Mitropola, East Akra, Bearical, Venicea, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Gondwanaia, Que Lukustinardon, WeKnow, Nova Arcania, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Blyskalia, His Enduring Majesty, and The Calabash Protectorate.

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